Boys: Big pumpkins.
Grandpa: No..small pumpkins.
Boys: We need BIG pumpkins.
Me: No. Only small pumpkins.
Boys run around the whole pumpkin patch. Then, they run back to Grandpa and me.
Boys: Amma. Please, please, please BIG pumpkins.
Me: Ok. (with a smirk) Here is the deal. I have a coupon. It says buy 1 pumpkin and get another pumpkin of same or lesser size FREE. Why don’t you guys work together? Pick as large a pumpkin as you can. Pick it up together. Carry it together. Put it on the check out stand together. Then, do the same with the second (FREE) pumpkin. No fighting. Everything together. Then, I’ll consider paying.
As I say this, I wink at Grandpa and give him a look that says NO WAY. Grandpa winks back with a look that says NO WAY.
Boys: OK….that is a deal.
For several minutes, the boys run around the whole pumpkin patch to pick the biggest pumpkin that they can carry together. Then, they realize that they can’t carry the REALLY big ones. Finally, they settle on a big pumpkin and strategize on how to carry it together. They carry it all the way to the check out stand.. victoriously and cheering each other on.
At this point, as you probably have guessed already, they have quite a “cheering” audience at the pumpkin patch.
Grandpa and me watch in total awe as they run back to get the second pumpkin.
I (rather sheepishly) pull out 10 bucks from my purse and Grandpa (brimming) pulls out 5 bucks from his purse.
We underestimated the boys.
What can I say? To the victor go the spoils.
I am confident that Grandpa is the proudest granddad that ever walked a pumpkin patch.