If an Asteroid ever does hit our Earth, I’ll Survive

If an asteroid ever does hit our earth, I’ll survive.

In the last decade, I have been in the “DUCK MOM, it is coming right at you!!” boot camp (with both indoor and outdoor training) held by 2 stalwarts.

I have ducked every damn thing possible – baseball bats, cricket bats, basket balls, soccer balls, books, pillows…even shoes.

What is that asteroid going to do to me?