Water heater broken.
Ari throwing up repeatedly (maybe some kind of stomach flu).
Adi swamped with too many deadlines for this week and next week.
I lost track of how many times Kumar helped me wipe and sanitize the vomit off the floors and how many times I did laundry this week.
As you can tell, we are in biz for 2016.
For the record, there is nothing sexier than a man stooping down to the floor to clean your child’s vomit.
People’s magazine has got it all wrong by calling George Clooney the sexiest man alive. They don’t have a freakin’ clue.
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