No rose bouquets.
No gold earrings.
No diamond rings.
Because, he has figured by now, that none of that is needed.
After all these years, he continues to vie for my love and attention with lenses and HDs (in terrabytes!).
He follows up the gifting with some unmentionables ($&#*) that fall under the “indecent proposal” category.
Here is to all the men that have figured out the way to your girl’s heart.
Love and Peace.
P.S. If you are trying to be nice to me, bring books or food. Don’t bring lenses or HDs. He would fight you to death. You have been warned.